Clearance Level: VioletThursday Thirteen: Cat Owner Haiku

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This week's song comes from Lisa Gerrard's latest, The Silver Tree. It's her first new non-soundtrack album in five years, and it's well worth the wait! This song, Wandering Star, is vaguely reminiscent of the haunting last number in one of Lisa's soundtrack-collaborations, Gladiator: it reminds me of the melody playing at the very end of the film, the song that follows Maximus over the borders of Elysium.

Thursday Thirteen: Gathering BlueThursday Thirteen 78::14: Cat Owner Haiku

I'm sure this breaks all sorts of rules regarding the crafting of a proper haiku. (For one point, I think that contractions are disallowed.) Then again, this is all in fun. I know we've got plenty of cat people on this list - add your own!!

  1. Cats curled against me
    in winter is quite cozy
    in summer...can't...breathe!!!

  2. I need to go pee
    but I must not move — or I'll
    disturb sleeping cats

  3. Sudden jump — I laugh
    cat sits regal, affronted
    tries to live it down

  4. Time to change channels
    a cat sits on the remote
    ....oh, I'll just watch this

  5. bird squirrel bird bird
    crouch, pounce: glass patio door
    oh freaking miaow!

  6. books distract from cats
    cats express their displeasure
    small holes in pages

  7. awaken, get up
    cool sensation between toes
    which one of you hurked?!??

  1. necessary chore
    housecleaning is lightened by
    chasing cats with vacuums

  2. 4 am. They want
    “magical kitty water”
    dear god, let me sleep...

  3. I gave you a treat
    I gave you each the same
    'forget same — want more!!'

  4. Purr, knead, chirp, rumble, purr
    cat's head turns this way and that...then...
    I didn't say you could stop

  5. I go to the vet
    to get the pills my cats need
    to go to the vet

  6. My cats don't need me
    but they always want me there
    ...I think I like that

Note: “magical kitty water” is water straight from the faucet. I first heard a friend use this term: their cat had them trained to provide magical kitty water upon command. Ursa has apparently studied from the same correspondence course...

Links to other T13 posts

  1. Writing Aspirations with highlights from the history of sex (mature subject matter, you've been warned)
  2. Coffee 2 Go with incremental ways to change your weight - for the better, and for the long haul
  3. Joely Sue Burke with things she'd like to learn
  4. Fond of Snape with pets who've owned her
  5. Whiskey Talking
  6. Imagined Life with how she used to spend her free time back in the way-back
  7. Misadventures of Captain with reasons her second year of marriage is better than her first
  8. South by West with how she used to spend her free time in the 1970s

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