This is the guy in charge of it all

I don't know which is worse: that he seems to have no plan, or that he might have one...

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Oct 14, 2001

He lived on a Texas estate without a care in the world. Sure he drank and insulted people, but then he won the highest office in the land even though the people didn’t vote for him. And then the Republican came and started throwing food into minefields in central Asia.

I guess that’s Dubya’s idea of kinder, gentler hazing.

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