People search on some...scary things.
Sometimes, I amuse myself by reading through search terms people use to find this site and scribbling down my initial reactions to those same strings. Guess what? This is one such day (you lucky thing you.)
Challenged authors (page)
Hey-hey-hey now, I no longer have to use the big fat crayons to colour.
childfree vasectomy playing with other couples (page)
Hopefully, the playing is done after he’s had some time to heal up. And be careful where you poke that thing, eh? It’s probably still tender.
Birthdays at work (page)
Dreadful, frightening things. Sometimes it’s a very cool atmosphere, there’s maybe extra noshies and some folks will make merry, but there’s no ritual to be upheld. Other places…it’s very like the scene in Office Space
Annoying older couples who love to talk about themselves (page)
...as opposed to annoying younger couples who love to talk about their mimi-mes?
teaching sarcasm (page)
Ah, grasshopper. Sarcasm is like nirvana. It cannot be taught. It can only be reached through contemplation of the absurdity of the universe.
macintosh versus pc (page)
Rumour has it that Vince McMahon is already scouting venues for this throwdown matchup.
longterm phenobarbitol (page)
Don’t. Just…don’t. On the other hand, it can have as mellowing an effect as marijuana. You don’t see 3/4 of what goes on around you, and of the stuff that you do notice, you can’t really summon up a really good mad. The ultimate unharshable mellow. (Just make sure that you get a doctor’s prescription, otherwise you’ll probably land in jail — which would go quite a ways toward harshing anyone’s mellow.)
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