Cats and dogs and men and women.
Cats are low-maintenance animals. You don’t have to housebreak a cat, or take it out for walks every day. They don’t make a lot of noise. You can almost completely ignore a cat and it won’t care much. Cats won’t demand that you give them attention. If you don’t give them constant affection, cats won’t get sulky and start destroying your belongings and ruining your life.
With all these qualities in cats, you’d think that more men would be cat people.
You can’t get a cat to change its behaviour. Cats will just sit there if you tell them about your problems, but they won’t act interested. A cat’s idea of a good day is lounging around on the sofa. Cats will never ask for help. Cats want to be touched, but only sometimes, and always on their terms. You don’t own the cats — the cats own you, and everybody knows this. Cats are very fickle, and will leave you if they find someplace they like more.
With all these qualities of cats, it’s almost surprising that so many women are cat people.
Dogs are high-maintenance animals. You need to teach a dog things, like not to pee indoors. You have to take dogs out every day, or they get unhappy. Dogs expect you to have all the answers; and when you don’t, they get unhappy. You need to give constant attention to dogs, or they get unhappy. When dogs get unhappy, they howl and whine.
With all these qualities in dogs, it’s interesting that so many men are dog people.
Dogs love spending time with their humans. Dogs will do almost anything you ask them to without complaining or asking “why”. Dogs -=know=- when they’ve done something wrong, and will work hard to get back into your good graces. A dog will never leave you for another human. A dog won’t even let another human take him away from you. To a dog, you are always and unquestionably the most wonderful creature on Earth.
With all these qualities in dogs, you’d think that more women would be dog people.
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