CPs and EPs translate to real-life levels. R'lyeh.
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Nov 12, 2006
14+ pages of graphics-manipulation brilliance, snark, and strangeitude. You don’t have to be a hardcore gamer to understand all of these; but (like being crazy to work here) it helps…approximately 2d6 worth.
Acceptance
They’re still toy soldiers, and you’re still playing with them.
Artifact Weapons
I told you not to touch it.
Communication
Before you attack the “gazebo”, find out what it is.
Crossovers
Some things only make sense when you’re drunk.
Courage
It’s not the monsters that scare me, it’s the GM.
Dice Collection
Why roll things the easy way when for $9.95 you can make things more complicated?
Dumb Luck
The Lord helps those who can roll critical in a pinch.
Paranoia
If you have to ask you don’t have clearance for it.
Paladins
Lawful good and violent about it.
Rules Lawyers
You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.
Side Quests
When the GM has no idea what to do next.
Outside
Roll Save vs. Sunburn.
Star Fleet Battles
We were afraid some of you might start having fun.
And so many, many more…
Keywords: | sarcasm | parody | geeks | gaming |
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