Citizenship brings uncounted rewards!! Trust the Computer. Registered citizens are happy citizens!!!
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There are actual, real benefits to registering. Aside from the knowledge of being a member of the elite, having instant Ultraviolet clearance (the highest clearance level of any citizen), and the warm glow that you get when you know — really know — that the Computer is your friend, you also enjoy these other benefits:
- Unmoderated Comments
when you add a comment, it's visible immediately. No more waiting for your comments to be vetted before their dissemination. - Change the site skin
no drastic changes...you won't suddenly be able to see content you couldn't see before (because there's nothing else there to see. If there were, the Computer would of course tell you thusly — if it were in your best interests).
But you'll be able to change the font size and customize the sidebars. [Note: For societal purposes, this is not counted as a mutation. If you can change your own skin instantly, though, that is a mutation and must be registered with the Computer. Failure to register a known mutation is treason.] - Full Syndication Feed
if you use a feedreader, you'll want to get the whole story instead of just 150 words. [But you'll want to visit the site and comment every once in a while. Not to do so is treason.] - Full Forum Privileges
don't just reply to existing threads, or vote in other citizen's polls. Start your own. - No Adverts
on the forums, on the site...anywhere. When you're logged in, you aren't served the ads.
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