Cat haiku

Cats humor us because they know their ancestors ate ours.

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Jan 25, 2006

My affection is conditional.
Don’t stand up.
It’s your lap I love.

Cats can’t steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail’s
Pulled again, I’ll learn.

I don’t mind being
Teased, any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.

So you call this thing
Your ‘cat carrier.‘ I call
These my ‘blades of death.‘

Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I’m convinced
You are an idiot.

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