Cat haiku

Cats humor us because they know their ancestors ate ours.

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Jan 25, 2006

The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.

So you want to play.
Will I claw at the dancing string?
Your ankle’s closer.

There’s no dignity
In being sick - which is why
I don’t tell you where.

Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.

Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation:
One star; service: none.

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