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• Former site names: The Akashic Record (1995-1998); Sirocco (1998-1999); The Cynic's Tea Party (1999-2005)

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Notes from All Over

• Now Channelling Andy Rooney: 16 Dec 2009
  Hey you damn retailers, get off my cyber-lawn!!!1111eleventyOMG!!
• Half a Decade On: 15 Dec 2009
  How time flies.
• Holiday Traditions Aborning: 13 Dec 2009
  The tree is still alive, and will hopefully live for many many holidays
• We are so small and so great…: 12 Dec 2009
  Reflection, meditation, one moment of perfect beauty
• Ah, I love the innertubes: 10 Dec 2009
  I found the song!

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